Thursday, September 25, 2014

Things I would never do

There are multiple things I would never do or do again. One thing I would never do is go skydiving. I wouldn't go skydiving because I'm terrified of heights and the parachute could possibly fail. Another thing I would never do is donate blood. I would never do this because I don't like needles and I don't like feeling light headed like I would if I donated blood. Another thing I would never do is go cliff diving because I'm very terrified of heights and the parachute could fail. I would never get a tattoo ever because I think they are stupid and they are also permanent. I would never drive under the influence because I could get in a lot of trouble and put myself and my passengers in danger. One thing I would never do again is go rock climbing because it caused me to sweat profusely and it caused me pain and it was in general not fun. These are the things I will never do or do again.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

People I Would Invite Over to Talk

I would invite a few people over to my house for some hot drinks. First person I would invite would be Weird Al Yankovic. I would talk with him about how he comes up with funny parodies. I would also have him play a few songs for me like, "White and Nerdy," and "Party in the CIA." The next person I would invite would be Jim Gaffigan. I would talk with him about how he comes up with the great jokes he tells. I would also ask him how he gets up on stage and talks in front of people like that. I would have him tell me some jokes too. Another person I would invite is Brandon Holcomb. I would talk to him about Dark Souls, my favorite game. Those are the people I would invite to my house for hot drinks and what I would talk with them about.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

My Bucket List

My Bucket List
By: Thomas Sheldon

  1. I want to Graduate High School.
  2. I want to Graduate College.
  3. I want to Go into Civil Engineering.
  4. I want to Make a million dollars.
  5. I want to Participate in a national concert band.
  6. I want to reach one hundred years old.
  7. I want to memorize the English dictionary.
  8. I want to meet Weird Al Yankovic in person.
  9. I want to own a share of Google.
  10. I want to become President of the United States for a day.
  11. I want to own a Lamborghini that is lime green.
  12. I want to play the contrabass saxophone.
  13. I want to master all of the saxophones.
  14. I want to sleep for thirty-six hours straight.
  15. I want to watch the movie "The Bucket List." 

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Journal Prompt #1

I really like many things. I am evangelical about Dark Souls. I am evangelical about this because it is my favorite game and I'm good at it. Also I play it with a bunch of friends. I am also evangelical about Weird Al's music because I think it's funny and exciting. One of my favorite songs from his new album, Mandatory Fun, is "Tacky." It's a parody of "Happy" and it makes me laugh. A few other songs I like are"Foil" and "Word Crimes." For my birthday one year, I got see him on his "Alpocolypse" tour. Another thing I'm evangelical about is Reese's peanut butter cups because they are the best candy ever in my opinion. I just love the combination of peanut butter and chocolate. I am also evangelical about English class because Mr. Juarez is my favorite teacher. These are the things I'm evangelical about.